Deadly Disease
Batman runs in the blood. Whovians are foREVer. And the Deathbat carved on the skin.
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Photoset reblogged from You Are Here
god bless america
I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents
Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.
*SCREAMS*
(Source: 8bitmonkey)
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Photo reblogged from Everything is Nothing
Did you know? The Lorax was completely unscripted. The voice actors literally improvised the entire fucking thing
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Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two
Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoonBusiness man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!
It’s weird because I was singing the original yesterday and now I want this one
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Chat reblogged from This Only Goes to Show What Little People Can Do
- This is how I explain shows:
- Little Shop of Horrors: an alien plant comes alive and starts eating everyone
- Spring Awakening: German kids have sex and die
- Rent: a group of friends in New York are poor and have AIDS and die
- Book Of Mormon: it's making fun of Mormons who go to Africa and try to convert the Ugandans and most of them have AIDS
- Avenue Q: Sesame Street on crack
- Chicago: Lets murder people and get away with it because we are attractive!
- Into The Woods: Aww cute princess stories OH MY GOD ACT 2!!!!?!
- West Side Story: Romeo and Juliet with gang members.
- Wicked: Musical fanfiction of fanfiction
- Phantom of the Opera: Crazy disfigured guy living under a theater breaks into a girl's dressing room at night, teaches her to sing, and then goes all crazy jealous and starts killing people and wrecking the theater when she tries to become independent of him.
- Thoroughly Modern Millie: Oh look at them! Livin large and livin it up! Too bad the Great Depression is going to hit in five years or so.
- Spamalot: CRACK
- Pippin: King Charlemagne's son has an identity crises so he runs away, runs back, then runs away again.
- Man of La Mancha: Crazy knight fights a windmill while the other one rides a donkey.
- Les Miserables: everyone you love dies. The ones who live are just annoying.
- Godspell: Hippy Jesus camp
- Hair: Hippy Jesus camp set during the Vietnam War with much drugs, camping in the park, and burning of draft cards.
- Sweeney Todd: Everyone sings, then unknowingly eat each other.
- Once Upon A Mattress: A middle aged prince tries to break free of his mother and marry a mote swimmer so that everyone in the kingdom can lose their virginity.
- Pages: 13 year old aspiring pornographer
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Photoset reblogged from Stepchild of the Sun
Yep, this edible beauty is an octopus pizza and we couldn’t be more excited about it. Instructables user donedirtcheap created this mouthwateringly awesome “Octopizza Pie” and then took the time to provide step-by-step instructions so we can all make our own cephalopod pizzas.
We would just add one little detail: surely the best way to eat such a tentacular pizza is while wearing Finger Tentacles.
[via That’s Nerdalicious!]
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Link reblogged from Pe-Pervert.
about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg
what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd
WELL WE GON FIND OUT
hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT
THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART
OH
HOLY PISSING HELL
MY CHILD
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Post reblogged from Everything Avengers
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
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Photo reblogged from Tales of the Over Caffeinated and Under Sexed
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Photo reblogged from Order of the Black Eagle
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Video reblogged from Just edit that part out
this took an hour to learn dont judge me by my singing ability i didnt come here to sing i came to win
THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE VIDEO
